geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

(Source: daenerystargayren)

Anonymous: straight boy problem #74 getting drunk and slapping your balls on your bro's face

straightwhiteboyproblems:

thats your own damn problem control yourself

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

trohmen:

"what’s your favorite band"image

vicfxentes:

It has been 5 years since Weightless came out and not one of those years has been my year

(Source: vicfxentes)

stability:

stability:

does vanessa hudgens do anything besides walk around with her boyfriend

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(Source: stability)